1 00:00:00,522 --> 00:00:02,477 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:04,123 [ Crow caws ] 3 00:00:04,707 --> 00:00:06,166 Frankie: When you're raising a quirky kid, 4 00:00:06,278 --> 00:00:08,634 people tell you not to worry-- they'll outgrow it. 5 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:09,791 Hey, mom. Look. 6 00:00:09,963 --> 00:00:11,756 They were just gonna throw this guy away at work, 7 00:00:11,847 --> 00:00:13,003 and I saved it. 8 00:00:13,117 --> 00:00:14,992 Can you believe no one wanted him? 9 00:00:15,101 --> 00:00:16,549 I love balloons. 10 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:20,229 And that's not even the kid I was talking about. 11 00:00:20,572 --> 00:00:21,687 Where are you going? 12 00:00:21,787 --> 00:00:22,855 To the fridge. 13 00:00:22,978 --> 00:00:24,631 Brick, I got to get this in there. 14 00:00:24,741 --> 00:00:27,343 It's frugal hoosier milk. It may already be too late. 15 00:00:30,335 --> 00:00:31,983 Now where are you going? 16 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,759 Taking out the trash. 17 00:00:36,371 --> 00:00:37,795 How long are you gonna be? 18 00:00:37,977 --> 00:00:40,153 I don't know. 10 seconds? 19 00:00:42,507 --> 00:00:43,560 Is it my imagination, 20 00:00:43,664 --> 00:00:45,546 or has Brick gone a little off the deep end? 21 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:47,026 So it's not just me? 22 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:49,641 That kid has no concept of personal space. 23 00:00:49,734 --> 00:00:52,284 It's like I got a tiny second shadow. 24 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,580 Plenty of room there, buddy. 25 00:00:55,705 --> 00:00:57,781 Ha. That's nothing. 26 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:00,131 Brick! 27 00:01:00,348 --> 00:01:01,755 It's been more than 20 minutes. 28 00:01:03,008 --> 00:01:04,752 I hate to say it, but I think he's crossed over 29 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,183 from quirky into full-blown weird. 30 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,191 Probably a phase. 31 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,144 He's got to get tired of hanging out with us sometime. 32 00:01:10,223 --> 00:01:13,115 I know, right? I'm bored with us and I'm one of us. 33 00:01:13,778 --> 00:01:16,230 You guys in for the night? Nobody's going anywhere? 34 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:18,013 Nope, just going to bed-- 35 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,281 boring old bed. 36 00:01:19,468 --> 00:01:21,204 Okay, just keep me in the loop. 37 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 38 00:01:28,961 --> 00:01:30,371 [ Door closes ] 39 00:01:31,207 --> 00:01:33,434 Thank you for lunching at Spudsy Malone's. 40 00:01:35,259 --> 00:01:37,121 - Welcome to-- - Hey. 41 00:01:38,154 --> 00:01:40,163 Welcome to Spudsy Malone's. 42 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,559 Would you like to try our tex-mex potato 43 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,046 and put a little "South of the border" 44 00:01:44,117 --> 00:01:45,259 in your order? 45 00:01:45,377 --> 00:01:46,756 Nah, I don't like foreign food. 46 00:01:46,853 --> 00:01:48,444 Give me a pizza potato. 47 00:01:51,165 --> 00:01:52,631 Here. [ Coins clink ] 48 00:01:55,704 --> 00:01:56,655 [ Sighs ] 49 00:01:56,745 --> 00:01:58,814 Why is Derrick Glossner here? 50 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,153 It's weird. It's weird that he's here, right? 51 00:02:01,239 --> 00:02:02,681 Well, you know it's not for the potatoes, 52 00:02:02,829 --> 00:02:04,447 'cause they're not that good. 53 00:02:04,647 --> 00:02:05,792 Really? 54 00:02:05,903 --> 00:02:07,085 Are you saying that-- 55 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,578 Brad, watch my register. 56 00:02:11,227 --> 00:02:12,180 [ Scoffs ] 57 00:02:15,284 --> 00:02:17,886 [ Gasps ] Okay, first of all, that is not okay. 58 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,230 Those are for wishes. 59 00:02:20,108 --> 00:02:21,914 It looks like your wish came true. 60 00:02:22,019 --> 00:02:23,365 [ Scoffs ] What is that even supposed to mean? 61 00:02:24,317 --> 00:02:26,228 Okay, look, I don't know what you're doing here, 62 00:02:26,327 --> 00:02:27,669 but if this has anything to do 63 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,208 with kissing me the other day without my consent, 64 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:31,878 then I need to make it perfectly clear 65 00:02:31,972 --> 00:02:34,034 that that was not acceptable. 66 00:02:34,119 --> 00:02:36,952 I mean, normal people who live by the rules of society 67 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,346 do not just go around kissing people without-- 68 00:02:46,362 --> 00:02:47,744 Whoa. [ Chuckles ] 69 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:49,788 Heck on the breakaway. Passes it back to Donahue. 70 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:50,981 Donahue to Heck! 71 00:02:51,074 --> 00:02:52,470 He goes up for it and... 72 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:53,768 Uh... 73 00:02:55,287 --> 00:02:56,735 What is this? 74 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:57,594 Young man: Hey, what's up? 75 00:02:57,749 --> 00:02:59,307 The city snow plow piled all this 76 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:00,361 here in front of the door, 77 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:02,586 so the owner's paying us to move it by Saturday. 78 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,766 Wow. That's fascinating. Really. 79 00:03:04,865 --> 00:03:06,267 I'm actually more concerned about the fact 80 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,309 you guys are wearing Boss Co. shirts. 81 00:03:08,411 --> 00:03:10,082 [ Chuckles ] You should know there already is a Boss Co., 82 00:03:10,175 --> 00:03:12,049 and you can't act like you're a Boss Co. 83 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,539 'Cause we're Boss Co. 84 00:03:13,645 --> 00:03:15,293 Oh, hey, other bosses. 85 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:17,679 [ Chuckles ] Okay, now it makes sense. 86 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,286 Boss Co. sidebar right now. 87 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,051 Hey, not you guys. Only bosses. 88 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:25,762 Hey, we're bosses, too. That's the point of Boss Co. 89 00:03:25,858 --> 00:03:27,119 Whoa. [ Chuckles ] 90 00:03:27,376 --> 00:03:29,326 Don't explain the Boss Co. bylaws to me. 91 00:03:29,434 --> 00:03:30,794 I made the bylaws. 92 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:31,905 Darrin, get... 93 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,580 Could you guys give us a second? 94 00:03:35,143 --> 00:03:36,139 [ Sighs ] 95 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:37,709 What are you doing? 96 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:39,956 The three of us are the only bosses of Boss Co. 97 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:40,801 Yeah, that was the deal. 98 00:03:40,915 --> 00:03:42,370 We split everything-- 50, 50, 50. 99 00:03:42,652 --> 00:03:44,084 I had no other way to make money. 100 00:03:44,382 --> 00:03:46,054 You guys both have scholarships. 101 00:03:46,168 --> 00:03:48,048 I have to pay for A/C school on my own. 102 00:03:48,178 --> 00:03:50,695 Plus, dating Angel isn't cheap. 103 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:52,152 She has fancy tastes. 104 00:03:52,277 --> 00:03:53,574 Every time we go to the bowling alley, 105 00:03:53,716 --> 00:03:55,491 she orders meat on our nachos. 106 00:03:55,798 --> 00:03:57,194 It's a $3 add-on. 107 00:03:57,294 --> 00:03:59,068 So, guys, should we maybe get back to work? 108 00:03:59,318 --> 00:04:01,559 Look, there's been a misunderstanding. 109 00:04:01,668 --> 00:04:03,130 When Darrin hired you, he didn't realize 110 00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:05,252 he did not have the authorization to do so. 111 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:07,042 So, what it comes down to is, 112 00:04:07,145 --> 00:04:09,168 the original bosses of Boss Co. are here, 113 00:04:09,277 --> 00:04:11,172 and your services are no longer required. 114 00:04:11,326 --> 00:04:13,702 So, uh, we're gonna need those shirts. 115 00:04:20,266 --> 00:04:21,140 Hey. 116 00:04:21,242 --> 00:04:23,061 Okay, I don't know what you were thinking 117 00:04:23,155 --> 00:04:25,140 when you showed up to my place of employment 118 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,499 and acted very inappropriately. 119 00:04:27,605 --> 00:04:29,937 Now, maybe I wasn't clear with you before, 120 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:34,207 so let me be extremely, unmistakably, totally-- 121 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,643 [ Sighs ] 122 00:04:46,222 --> 00:04:47,270 [ Chuckles ] 123 00:04:57,634 --> 00:05:00,028 You want Cheerios powder or Rice Chex dust? 124 00:05:00,157 --> 00:05:03,612 I'll take half of each with just a skosh of milk. 125 00:05:03,695 --> 00:05:04,672 Brick, what are you doing under there? 126 00:05:04,747 --> 00:05:06,155 Why aren't you sleeping in your room? 127 00:05:06,296 --> 00:05:08,390 Well, I can't. I'm a sitting duck in there. 128 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:09,390 [ Sighs ] 129 00:05:09,545 --> 00:05:10,928 What is going on? 130 00:05:11,064 --> 00:05:12,940 You've been acting weirder than usual, 131 00:05:13,044 --> 00:05:14,916 and that's really saying something. 132 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:17,296 Well, you know how there was that article in the paper 133 00:05:17,391 --> 00:05:19,320 about the break-in at Joe's Subs? 134 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,654 What if that happened here? 135 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,784 Oh. So that's what's been bothering you? 136 00:05:22,919 --> 00:05:24,781 Yeah. My bed's right by the window. 137 00:05:24,896 --> 00:05:27,076 It's the perfect entry point for a burglar. 138 00:05:27,176 --> 00:05:29,566 Brick, you're getting yourself all worked up for nothing. 139 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,085 That Joe's Subs thing was one isolated incident. 140 00:05:32,184 --> 00:05:33,959 Orson is one of the safest towns in the state. 141 00:05:34,065 --> 00:05:36,247 I promise you, nobody's breaking in here. 142 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,526 Think about it. Joe's Subs has two things we don't-- 143 00:05:38,636 --> 00:05:40,185 money and good food. 144 00:05:46,729 --> 00:05:47,968 I'd say that's it. 145 00:05:48,072 --> 00:05:48,946 Boss job done. 146 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:49,907 Shovel five! 147 00:05:49,987 --> 00:05:51,201 [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 148 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:52,496 [ Chuckles ] Whoo! 149 00:05:55,332 --> 00:05:56,169 Who are these clowns? 150 00:05:56,286 --> 00:05:57,725 Where did the other two idiots go? 151 00:05:57,809 --> 00:06:01,045 The important thing is the three true bosses of Boss Co. 152 00:06:01,148 --> 00:06:02,248 have finished the job. 153 00:06:02,341 --> 00:06:03,848 As you can see, the snow pile is moved 154 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,878 and your customers can now get into your store. 155 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:07,210 Yeah, they can get in the store, 156 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:10,242 but how are they supposed to get their cars in the garage? 157 00:06:10,629 --> 00:06:11,634 - Oh. - Right. 158 00:06:11,707 --> 00:06:13,153 Is that a problem? 159 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:17,930 I need to talk to you. 160 00:06:19,437 --> 00:06:21,832 Okay, you have kissed me three times now, 161 00:06:21,937 --> 00:06:24,075 and I just want to make sure you're not going around 162 00:06:24,171 --> 00:06:25,965 telling people that we like each other 163 00:06:26,056 --> 00:06:28,182 or that we're in some kind of relationship or something, 164 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,773 because nothing could be further from the truth. 165 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:33,005 There is nothing between us. 166 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:36,924 I mean, yeah, your lips are much softer and fuller 167 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,114 than I imagined, 168 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:39,783 but I still do not like it. 169 00:06:41,073 --> 00:06:43,413 So, uh... um... 170 00:06:44,258 --> 00:06:46,195 I don't want to hear that you're telling people 171 00:06:46,293 --> 00:06:48,597 that I'm your girlfriend, 'cause I am-- 172 00:06:50,559 --> 00:06:52,503 I mean, it's terrifying. 173 00:06:52,599 --> 00:06:54,019 He could show up here at any time. 174 00:06:54,121 --> 00:06:56,649 I can't even go in my own front yard anymore. 175 00:06:56,769 --> 00:06:58,063 Sue, I'm getting a little tired 176 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,099 of talking about Derrick Glossner. 177 00:07:00,248 --> 00:07:01,413 I know. 178 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:02,746 Don't you think I'm sick of it, too? 179 00:07:02,844 --> 00:07:03,719 You think I want to be up all night 180 00:07:03,809 --> 00:07:05,508 thinking about Derrick Glossner? 181 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,387 I mean, I never know when he's just gonna show up 182 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:08,843 and do something like that again. 183 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:10,820 It's like every time I hear a motorbike, 184 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,066 it's like, "Oh, God, is that him? 185 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,572 Am I gonna get kissed?" 186 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:16,590 The left one. 187 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,171 I just don't know what's going through his head. 188 00:07:19,276 --> 00:07:21,128 He is such a rebel. 189 00:07:21,259 --> 00:07:23,553 I mean, yes, he does have a really good smell to him, 190 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:24,951 and you wouldn't expect something like that 191 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:26,297 from a Glossner. 192 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:29,554 It's like honey and danger. 193 00:07:29,752 --> 00:07:31,050 Sue, I've been here an hour, 194 00:07:31,138 --> 00:07:32,516 and you haven't even asked about me. 195 00:07:32,671 --> 00:07:33,839 How's my girlfriend in Canada? 196 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:35,508 She's great. Thanks for asking. 197 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,170 How come I'm not driving my Miata? 198 00:07:37,281 --> 00:07:39,461 The mechanic says it needs a makeover. Boo. 199 00:07:39,562 --> 00:07:41,297 Did I get the male lead in the "Annie" musical? 200 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:42,811 You bet your bottom dollar I did. 201 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,749 Oh, Brad. 202 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,225 I am so sorry. I do care 203 00:07:47,332 --> 00:07:49,134 and I want to hear everything that's going on with you. 204 00:07:49,252 --> 00:07:52,891 I didn't mean to ignore you, and if I did, I apologize. 205 00:07:54,855 --> 00:07:56,671 You know someone who has never apologized? 206 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:57,974 Derrick Glossner. 207 00:07:58,099 --> 00:08:00,215 He has now stolen four kisses from me, and I... 208 00:08:00,357 --> 00:08:01,525 [ Sighs ] 209 00:08:02,032 --> 00:08:03,885 Man, this sucks. 210 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:06,156 We already moved this pile once. I don't want to do it again. 211 00:08:07,157 --> 00:08:08,894 Not like we're getting paid twice. 212 00:08:09,162 --> 00:08:10,460 And it's getting warmer out. 213 00:08:10,774 --> 00:08:11,708 Wait. 214 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,032 Darrin, you just gave me a great idea. 215 00:08:13,132 --> 00:08:14,597 - I did? - Yeah. 216 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:15,693 Say what you just said again. 217 00:08:15,811 --> 00:08:17,365 I did? 218 00:08:17,465 --> 00:08:18,964 No, the owner does not need the pile moved 219 00:08:19,085 --> 00:08:21,469 until Saturday when he reopens the store. 220 00:08:21,589 --> 00:08:22,950 If it's getting warmer out, 221 00:08:23,052 --> 00:08:25,422 that gives us a couple days to let the sun melt the pile. 222 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:27,506 Boss Co.'s putting mother nature to work. 223 00:08:27,595 --> 00:08:29,262 [ Laughs ] Whoo! 224 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:33,906 Angel: Darrin, what are you doing? 225 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:35,803 - I thought you were working today. Darrin: - I am. 226 00:08:35,938 --> 00:08:38,146 We're waiting for this to melt so we can get paid. 227 00:08:38,301 --> 00:08:39,731 Yep. That's what bosses do. 228 00:08:39,855 --> 00:08:42,880 Employees work, but bosses supervise. 229 00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:44,296 Well, if you're gonna sit on your butt all day, 230 00:08:44,401 --> 00:08:46,392 how are you gonna be ready to pick me up at 6:00? 231 00:08:46,537 --> 00:08:48,544 You remember what we're doing, right? 232 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:50,643 If you don't know, I'm gonna be so mad. 233 00:08:50,787 --> 00:08:52,267 All right, I don't remember. 234 00:08:52,624 --> 00:08:53,954 I'd guess, but you hate when I guess, 235 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,426 so why don't you just tell me? 236 00:08:55,525 --> 00:08:57,159 Just make sure you wash your truck before you pick me up. 237 00:08:57,257 --> 00:08:58,223 That thing is filthy. 238 00:08:58,344 --> 00:08:59,692 If you don't, I'm gonna be-- 239 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,909 So mad. Got it. 240 00:09:02,598 --> 00:09:03,562 [ Sighs ] 241 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:09,451 Sandwich night! 242 00:09:09,574 --> 00:09:10,707 [ Tablet dings ] 243 00:09:10,877 --> 00:09:12,273 I got a text alert. 244 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:15,491 Oh, boy. Building collapse in Norway. 245 00:09:15,606 --> 00:09:17,486 18 dead, 47 trapped. 246 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,414 [ Tablet dings ] 247 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,830 Toxic water leak at Japanese power plant. 248 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,935 Government blames dead worker. 249 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,179 That's not good. 250 00:09:24,255 --> 00:09:25,183 Okay, seriously, Brick? 251 00:09:25,262 --> 00:09:27,298 Now you're taking on the whole world's problems? 252 00:09:27,383 --> 00:09:29,649 Can't we just sit and enjoy our dinner? 253 00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:31,389 Sure, if you want to live in denial. 254 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:32,726 We do. [ Tablet dings ] 255 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:33,724 What was that? 256 00:09:34,964 --> 00:09:36,443 Sue, what are you doing? 257 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,235 Oh, uh... 258 00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:40,631 I thought I heard something outside. 259 00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:41,965 Why, is somebody out there? 260 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:43,980 Brick, stop worrying and put the iPad away. 261 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,335 Sue, get in here and sit down. 262 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:46,402 Axl, shut it. 263 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,398 I didn't say anything. 264 00:09:47,491 --> 00:09:49,704 Well, save that one for the next time you want to talk. 265 00:09:49,843 --> 00:09:50,976 Brick: I can't eat this. 266 00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:52,762 This bread is GMO-modified wheat, 267 00:09:52,871 --> 00:09:55,238 and I read that 12% of lettuce in the US 268 00:09:55,332 --> 00:09:57,396 tests positive for fecal matter. 269 00:09:59,545 --> 00:10:01,109 Bing! Text alert. 270 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,314 Indiana family has freak show for little brother. 271 00:10:03,401 --> 00:10:05,128 Neighbors say it's always the dorky ones. 272 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,377 What was that? Did that sound like a motorbike? 273 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:08,822 [ Sighs ] You know what I'm worried about? 274 00:10:08,945 --> 00:10:10,095 I'm worried whatever's wrong with these two 275 00:10:10,198 --> 00:10:11,490 is lying dormant in me. 276 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:13,192 [ Tablet dings ] 277 00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:14,530 Well, that's just great. 278 00:10:14,695 --> 00:10:16,147 Brain-eating parasite-- 279 00:10:16,253 --> 00:10:17,242 No, wait. It's near here. 280 00:10:17,347 --> 00:10:18,353 Nope, iPad gone. 281 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:19,674 Eat your... cheese. 282 00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:20,746 I'm too nervous. 283 00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:21,958 There's just so much going on 284 00:10:22,048 --> 00:10:23,780 that I can't stop thinking about. 285 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,548 It's kind of overwhelming. 286 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:26,886 Can I just go to bed? 287 00:10:27,248 --> 00:10:28,887 Sure, whatever. 288 00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:41,874 Hey. 289 00:10:41,979 --> 00:10:43,146 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 290 00:10:43,271 --> 00:10:44,311 Wait up. 291 00:10:44,692 --> 00:10:46,906 Hey, uh, where's your brother? 292 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:48,917 None of your damn business! 293 00:10:49,009 --> 00:10:51,236 Well, don't tell him I was looking for him, 'cause I'm not. 294 00:10:51,329 --> 00:10:52,883 I was only asking so I could avoid him. 295 00:10:53,178 --> 00:10:55,200 I don't know if he's talked about me. 296 00:10:55,452 --> 00:10:56,419 Has he? 297 00:10:56,521 --> 00:10:58,058 Look, lady, I got to go. 298 00:10:58,164 --> 00:11:01,173 I've been out here all day, and my diaper's full. 299 00:11:03,588 --> 00:11:06,285 Well, don't tell him I'm out in my front yard! 300 00:11:07,878 --> 00:11:09,594 Look, Brick, you're freaking yourself out here. 301 00:11:09,718 --> 00:11:11,913 The news is on 24 hours a day now, 302 00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:14,183 so they got to keep drumming up scary stuff 303 00:11:14,286 --> 00:11:15,761 so people will watch. 304 00:11:15,872 --> 00:11:16,842 But it's all true. 305 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,295 It's all stuff that's really happening. 306 00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:20,659 Sure, but what you got to do is ignore it. 307 00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:21,479 That's what I do. 308 00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:22,418 Anything that's gonna be bad news-- 309 00:11:22,503 --> 00:11:24,985 TV, the internet, parent/teacher conferences-- 310 00:11:25,079 --> 00:11:26,022 I ignore it. 311 00:11:26,121 --> 00:11:28,666 Embrace denial. You'll be much happier. 312 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:31,003 Then, when you turn 21, embrace beer. 313 00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:32,852 [ Sighs ] Nice parenting there, dad. 314 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,295 The point is, 315 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:36,488 things aren't really as bad as they make them sound. 316 00:11:36,601 --> 00:11:38,741 Did you know there's actually fewer kidnappings now 317 00:11:38,853 --> 00:11:40,435 than there were 20 years ago? 318 00:11:40,536 --> 00:11:42,286 It's just 'cause we get our news faster, 319 00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:44,081 so we hear about them more often. 320 00:11:44,232 --> 00:11:46,769 So, I shouldn't be worried about being kidnapped? 321 00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:48,377 No, of course not. 322 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,066 Then why can't I go to the mall by myself 323 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:51,722 or talk to strangers? 324 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:54,402 Well, you still have to be on alert. 325 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,429 For what? 326 00:11:55,563 --> 00:11:58,894 You know, for things that will never happen 327 00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:00,456 but you should still be cautious about. 328 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:02,712 You just said I don't need to worry about being kidnapped. 329 00:12:02,826 --> 00:12:03,975 Why do I need to be cautious? 330 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,245 Look, you don't. 331 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,760 You shouldn't think about it at all. 332 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,030 But... j-just keep it in the back of your mind. 333 00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:11,086 Look, Brick, here's the deal-- we're your parents, 334 00:12:11,192 --> 00:12:12,655 and we're gonna do all the worrying for you 335 00:12:12,746 --> 00:12:13,985 so you don't have to. 336 00:12:14,069 --> 00:12:15,125 That's our job. 337 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,613 And guess what. I'm not worried. 338 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,521 So you don't need to be, either. 339 00:12:20,801 --> 00:12:21,890 All right. 340 00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:23,931 I guess I can try sleeping in my bed tonight. 341 00:12:24,028 --> 00:12:25,696 - There you go. - All right. 342 00:12:29,174 --> 00:12:30,484 [ Tablet dings ] 343 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:31,969 Yikes. 344 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,944 [ Dog barking, metal bangs ] 345 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:19,192 [ Grunts, shouts ] 346 00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:22,836 My balloon! 347 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,292 So, what was that about? 348 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,804 Well, I-- It was nothing. 349 00:13:26,911 --> 00:13:29,617 I... heard a noise. 350 00:13:30,605 --> 00:13:31,628 [ Sighs ] 351 00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:33,246 You bark at everything else in this house. 352 00:13:33,361 --> 00:13:35,020 Where were you on that one? 353 00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:36,799 Hey, don't be a hero, dad. 354 00:13:36,964 --> 00:13:39,126 Next time there's an intruder, just call the balloon police. 355 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,000 They'll come running in with their pins drawn. 356 00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:42,118 - [ Chuckles ] - Wait. 357 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,272 You thought somebody was breaking in. 358 00:13:44,393 --> 00:13:45,710 [ Scoffs ] Okay, it's all over. 359 00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:47,802 Everything's fine. Go to bed. 360 00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:49,466 So, you are worried. 361 00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:50,818 It can happen here. 362 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,624 No, it can't. It-- 363 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,872 You know, this is your fault. You know that? 364 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,395 You got all up in our heads with your iPad 365 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,188 and your Binging, and you ruined lettuce. 366 00:14:01,711 --> 00:14:04,152 Fix him, Frankie. I'm done. 367 00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:06,967 What am I supposed to do? 368 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,739 Well, hi, there, buddy. 369 00:14:11,002 --> 00:14:12,868 [ Sighs ] Dr. Fulton, thank you so much 370 00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:15,208 for taking the time to see Brick over the holiday. 371 00:14:15,303 --> 00:14:16,470 Well, just 'cause school's on break 372 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:18,638 doesn't mean our feelings are. 373 00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:20,671 Well, I'm gonna head out to the car 374 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,306 so you two can talk. 375 00:14:22,432 --> 00:14:24,679 Got a People magazine burning a hole in my purse. 376 00:14:24,787 --> 00:14:26,633 - [ Chuckles ] - Oh, well, careful there, mom. 377 00:14:26,737 --> 00:14:28,615 Obsession with celebrity can often be a mask 378 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,865 for our own feelings of depression and low self-esteem. 379 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,581 Oh, I know. That's why I need the magazine. 380 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,936 [ Chuckles ] 381 00:14:35,456 --> 00:14:37,479 Well, come on in. 382 00:14:37,913 --> 00:14:39,116 [ Cats meowing ] 383 00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:40,499 Sit anywhere you'd like. 384 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,188 Your mom filled me in on what's been going on with you, 385 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:47,166 and it seems like some pretty heavy-duty stuff. 386 00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:48,768 So what do you think's up? 387 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:51,384 What do you think's giving you this case of the bummers? 388 00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:53,378 It's just... 389 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,140 These bad thoughts get in my head, 390 00:14:55,259 --> 00:14:56,497 and then there's no room for the good thoughts, 391 00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:58,849 and then I start thinking maybe because of all the bad thoughts, 392 00:14:58,953 --> 00:15:00,278 I'll never have a good thought again. 393 00:15:00,493 --> 00:15:02,386 Which also worries me. 394 00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:03,601 [ Cat meows ] 395 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,298 Not now, Minnie. I'm working. 396 00:15:05,473 --> 00:15:07,977 Well, Brick, we all have to learn to live with fear. 397 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,767 You know, that includes this guy right here. 398 00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:12,153 I mean, for me, it's Shelly. 399 00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:13,983 I mean, I fear that she may marry 400 00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:15,170 the guy she's dating right now 401 00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:18,650 just because he's decisive and buff. 402 00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:20,115 You know, but if she decides to ruin her life like that, 403 00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:22,262 I just have to accept it and move on, 404 00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:24,263 which isn't to say that I'll meet someone. 405 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,659 I mean, not someone like Shelly. 406 00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:27,215 I mean, no one can be Shelly. 407 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:28,689 I guess what I'm trying to say, Brick, 408 00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:30,905 is I very well may die alone. 409 00:15:31,006 --> 00:15:32,785 [ Cats yowling ] Guys, work it out. 410 00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:35,812 They fight over who gets the sunbeam. 411 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:38,079 It's not just normal fears, though. 412 00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:40,543 In any situation, I immediately go to the worst-case scenario 413 00:15:40,651 --> 00:15:42,420 and I don't know how to stop it. 414 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,075 Well, there are many possible treatments. 415 00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:47,172 Some doctors like to use hypnosis 416 00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:49,764 to put you in a deep state of relaxation. 417 00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:51,566 Hmm. What if I don't wake up? 418 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:55,263 Then again, other doctors just prefer simple exercise. 419 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,295 Exercise? 420 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,124 Oh, it's great for dealing with anxiety. 421 00:15:58,275 --> 00:15:59,474 You know, when those bad thoughts come, 422 00:15:59,599 --> 00:16:01,238 you just get up and move around. 423 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,764 Get the blood going. 424 00:16:02,849 --> 00:16:04,489 You know what? Maybe go for a jog. 425 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,763 Yeah, over to Shelly's house. 426 00:16:06,963 --> 00:16:08,119 And while you're there, let me know if you see 427 00:16:08,226 --> 00:16:11,286 that butt-faced ponytailed barista, hmm? 428 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,698 God, this is the unmeltingest pile of snow I've ever seen. 429 00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,065 [ Groans ] 430 00:16:20,581 --> 00:16:21,943 Our science was perfect. 431 00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:23,172 It was melting yesterday. 432 00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:25,128 Yeah, well, it froze solid last night. 433 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,745 Oh, I've never hated anything in my life 434 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,472 more than this snow pile. 435 00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:29,627 Don't forget Darrin. 436 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:30,476 Oh, right. 437 00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:32,974 It's a tie between Darrin and the snow pile. 438 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,368 Okay, here's what you're gonna do. 439 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:36,523 First, you're gonna ask for a few extra days 440 00:16:36,618 --> 00:16:39,103 due to weather-related issues beyond our control. 441 00:16:39,204 --> 00:16:41,036 After that, you're gonna go down to Orson Hardware 442 00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:42,399 and pick up a bag of rock salt. 443 00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:44,613 No, you go to Orson Hardware. 444 00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:45,935 You pick up a bag of salt. 445 00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:48,183 I'm tired of people bossing me around-- 446 00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:50,497 you guys, Angel. 447 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,339 "Don't wear that ugly shirt." 448 00:16:52,518 --> 00:16:54,404 "Don't walk around outside in socks." 449 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,882 "Don't hold my hand after eating Cheetos." 450 00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:59,389 I'm supposed to be a boss, but I'm a boss of nothing. 451 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,625 Well, from now on, 452 00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:02,571 I'm gonna start thinking about what I want. 453 00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,431 Wow. 454 00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:09,564 Air-conditioning school has really changed that guy. 455 00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:10,994 Mm. 456 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,279 [ Engine rumbling ] 457 00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:19,708 Don't bother. I already stole your mail. 458 00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:22,772 Okay. 459 00:17:22,858 --> 00:17:24,355 Clearly, you have been spending a lot of time 460 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,445 in front of my house, 461 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,702 and whatever this thing is that's happening-- 462 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:29,889 that's not happening-- 463 00:17:30,053 --> 00:17:31,414 it's not happening. 464 00:17:31,787 --> 00:17:33,819 Got it? Good. 465 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,617 So we're clear now. 466 00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,875 'Cause I don't want to have to say it again. 467 00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:55,137 Sue. 468 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,949 Well, that came out of nowhere. 469 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,004 We had high hopes Brick's visit with Dr. Fulton 470 00:18:25,107 --> 00:18:26,422 had done the trick and we'd find him 471 00:18:26,509 --> 00:18:28,551 sleeping peacefully in bed. 472 00:18:28,878 --> 00:18:31,674 But the higher the hopes, the farther the fall. 473 00:18:34,262 --> 00:18:36,115 Check under the table. 474 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:42,070 [ Keyboard clacking ] 475 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,959 What's going on, Brick? 476 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:46,491 I thought you were gonna sleep in your bed. 477 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,491 Oh, hey. 478 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,774 Actually, I was asleep in bed, and then I woke up 479 00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:52,397 and started to worry about the Asian stock market. 480 00:18:52,484 --> 00:18:53,917 It opens early, you know. 481 00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:54,955 Of course. 482 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:56,640 Well, I started to feel a little anxious, 483 00:18:56,729 --> 00:18:58,282 so, taking Dr. Fulton's advice, 484 00:18:58,378 --> 00:19:00,211 I came out here to do some jumping jacks, 485 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,904 and while I got the jumping part right, 486 00:19:03,002 --> 00:19:05,784 when it came to the jacks, my coordination was a little off, 487 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,604 and I bumped into the fireplace, 488 00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:10,953 and mom's royal baby goblet fell and broke. 489 00:19:11,094 --> 00:19:12,202 - Brick. - That's okay. 490 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,102 I wanted to fix it, 491 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,130 so I Googled "Gluing a broken goblet," 492 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:16,767 and it took me to this interesting web page 493 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,009 about Buddhism. 494 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,715 It said a person should imagine 495 00:19:19,822 --> 00:19:21,639 the things they love broken and destroyed 496 00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,579 because in the future, 497 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,941 everything ends up that way anyway. 498 00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:26,496 Okay. 499 00:19:26,594 --> 00:19:28,055 So, I imagined the house burned down 500 00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:30,447 and you and Sue and Axl all dead 501 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:31,428 and all my books gone 502 00:19:31,514 --> 00:19:32,968 and I had no one left in the world, 503 00:19:33,099 --> 00:19:35,322 and it started to make me feel better. 504 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:36,475 It did? 505 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,924 Yeah. Suddenly, things made sense. 506 00:19:39,063 --> 00:19:40,759 It's like this Buddhist guy says. 507 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,149 "You see this goblet? 508 00:19:42,295 --> 00:19:44,295 For me, it is already broken. 509 00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:45,403 I enjoy it. 510 00:19:45,497 --> 00:19:46,664 I drink out of it. 511 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,978 But when I put this glass on the shelf 512 00:19:49,078 --> 00:19:51,074 and the wind knocks it over and it shatters, 513 00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:52,729 I say, 'Of course.' 514 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,358 When I understand that the glass is already broken, 515 00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:58,053 every moment with it is precious." 516 00:19:58,618 --> 00:20:00,023 So I've decided, from now on, 517 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,540 I want to spend every moment I can 518 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,409 with the things I cherish most. 519 00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:06,507 So, I'll be in my room with my books. 520 00:20:06,602 --> 00:20:07,879 Try not to bother me. 521 00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:11,342 It wasn't the most reassuring philosophy, 522 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,784 but it worked for Brick, so we were happy. 523 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,425 Unfortunately, it didn't quite work for Axl. 524 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,722 It's a different way of looking at it. 525 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,983 Imagine the store not opening on Saturday. 526 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,036 See? The worst outcome has already happened. 527 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,219 Now, don't you feel better? 528 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,603 You're fired. 529 00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:29,313 Well, I already imagined that, so I'm not upset. 530 00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:30,207 [ Chuckles ] 531 00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:31,503 [ Doorbell rings ] 532 00:20:33,739 --> 00:20:34,850 [ Disgusted ] Oh. 533 00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:37,413 What are you doing here, Derrick Glossner? 534 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:40,952 Look. 535 00:20:41,335 --> 00:20:43,202 I know you think me kissing you four times was-- 536 00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:44,575 Five times. 537 00:20:44,673 --> 00:20:46,687 Yeah, well, don't worry about it, 538 00:20:46,837 --> 00:20:48,831 'cause I'm not gonna kiss you again. 539 00:20:49,978 --> 00:20:51,605 Good, 'cause it's gross 540 00:20:51,739 --> 00:20:54,909 and I do not think about it at night while I fall asleep. 541 00:20:55,027 --> 00:20:56,599 Look, I've been thinking about this. 542 00:20:56,711 --> 00:20:59,457 I'm used to just taking what I want when I want it. 543 00:20:59,595 --> 00:21:00,772 Uh-huh. 544 00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:05,121 Thing is, I know I'm not worthy of you yet. 545 00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:06,734 I will be someday. 546 00:21:06,856 --> 00:21:08,336 I want to make something of myself-- 547 00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:11,036 like a roofer or a landscaper's assistant. 548 00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,338 And then I'm coming back for you, Sue Heck. 549 00:21:13,492 --> 00:21:15,594 And when I do, I'm gonna kiss you so hard, 550 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:18,001 I'll knock your braces off. 551 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:28,936 [ Baseball bat clatters ] 552 00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:30,704 Luckily, like everything else in our house, 553 00:21:30,809 --> 00:21:33,439 we can easily imagine our mailbox broken. 554 00:21:33,581 --> 00:21:36,699 Turns out, we've been Buddhist for years. 555 00:21:39,768 --> 00:21:45,512 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 556 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,123 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 557 00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:53,723 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0